Vicky, Stephanie and I put together a short video for the STEM for all initiative of NSF. Click on the image to go to the video.
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After years in the making, “Computing Skills for Biologists — a Toolbox” is finally out!
The book covers many topics, including the Unix shell, programming in Python and R, LaTeX, and relational databases. It shows how these tools can be integrated to build powerful pipelines for the automated, rigorous and reproducible analysis of biological data.
You can find more information on the dedicated website computingskillsforbiologists.com
A big thanks to my co-author Madlen Wilmes, to Alison Kalett and her team at PUP, and to the students who helped us making the material more interesting and fun.
In a new paper, Carlos, José, Jacopo, Kent and I tackle this simple problem: if we take a Lotka-Volterra system with random parameters, and let the dynamics elapse, how big will the final, persistent community be?
You can read the paper here:
Carlos A. Serván, José A. Capitán, Jacopo Grilli, Kent E. Morrison & Stefano Allesina
Coexistence of many species in random ecosystems
Nature Ecology & Evolution, 2018
I’ve written a short blog post for Nature Ecology & Evolution Community, telling the story behind the paper, which you can read here.
I am going to give a talk at the Italian Institute of Culture in Chicago on Feb 23, 2018 @ 7PM.
Rock-Paper-Scissors: what can children’s games teach us about biodiversity?
Italian Cultural Institute of Chicago
Friday, February 23, 2018 from 7:00 PM to 9:00 PM (CST)
500 N Michigan Ave., Suite 1450, Chicago, IL 60611
If you want to join us, you can get a (free) ticket here.